MENACE BEACH 07/24

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woke up super late, but…

Bye-bye Andrea’s messy house!

I’m packing up all my things and going home for the week. When I get back Andrea and I are completely moving out! Yay. I’ll have my computer with me in Merritt Izzle but I’m unsure about the internet connection back home.

Andrea, I’ll miss you the most wifey.
<3  <3  <3

MENACE BEACH 07/11

MENACE BEACH 07/11

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hipster babies.

Hipster Kids

I really can’t help it.

I want one.

HIPSTER BEBAYZ…

America Apparel Kid 1 America Apparel Kid 2 America Apparel Kid 3

THEY EVEN COME IN TODDLER SIZE!

Hipster Kids 2 Hipster Kids 3

shit shit shit

Look what I just came across!!


These can all be found on Amazon. They are DEFINITELY going in my cart until I get financial aid. I’m not stupid enough to spend my last Michael’s paycheck on them but I’m also not stupid enough to forget about these beauties…

material things update

Maybe I should just get a blog and name it “Things My Girlfriend Buys Me”. I promise I don’t ask for these things.


This came in Andrea’s order from Karmaloop the day of the last Menace Beach. This ring was made for me. I have a serious addiction with Diet Coke and I depend on it so much. It gives me energy. It cheers me up. I salivate if I hear a can being opened. I go through withdrawals if I don’t have any for more than a day. Someday, when I decide to have kids, I’ll probably have to give up Diet Coke for NINE EFFING MONTHS. But I hope I’ll still have this adorable ring to remember my addiction by. Haha…


Then, this Tuesday we went to the mall to make a return and walk around a bit. I exchanged my too-small dress for a bigger size. Andrea dragged me into Victoria’s Secret and made me try on the whole store. I ended up with SEVEN pairs of ruffly Marie-Antoinette-like panties in black, black, black, black, beige, pink, and light blue. And two bras–one lacy black balconet-type bra with thick straps and one less-lacy black bra for all occasions. I also ended up with a few other things. IT  WAS ALL ON SALE. AND SO FUCKING CUTE. Like, a sick amount of ruffles. I’m so happy. I’m just worried because they’re exactly the type of thing that Raja Kitten would sabotage.

Whether the kitten ruins all of my lovely new things or not… I feel special. It’s the thought that counts and, well, I must be doing something right if someone wants to keep buying me lovely little things on their own will.

busy busy day

Today I made my invoice for Etsy because I had to ship my first order (to Croatia, of all places!) and it was super exciting. I even got to use my new rabbit stamp on the invoice envelope and Andrea addressed the box for me in neon pink paint pen. And now all I want to do is quit Michael’s, go thrifting everyday, and sell my finds on Etsy. That would be the life. But no, like, I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rly rly rly want to do that. :/

Tonight was dinner at Christy’s and I had a pretty curry tofu and sticky rice dish and apple cider. It was delicious. I should have shaved my legs though because I wore a shortish dress. Oh well. Menace Beach is tomz. And then packing things and bringing them to storage the next day! I have to remember not to become hungover so that I can adequately assist Andrea as she did for me.

Less than a month to be unpacking my things at the new place! I cannot wait. It’s all I ever think about. Oh, and my beautiful girlfriend of course?

AHHH!!!!

I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!111!!!!!111one;;


My new, very loved BCBG dress.

Andrea semi-surprised me with it last week and I wore it out for Gabby’s last night in Tallahassee. We went out to eat at Ruby Tuesday and then walked around First Friday before stopping by the engine room last.


Gabrielle, before dinner.


Me and the missus, before dinner.


THEM, before dinner.


First Friday.


Gabrielle, at First Friday.

It was an absolutely lovely evening and then we took Gabs home the next day. Now I won’t see her for awhile because of her yearly trip to New York.

Yeah, I’ll miss her.
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MENACE BEACH 06/26

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